Laugh Out Loud with 10 Hilarious Movie Quotes

 

Do you love watching comedy movies? Do you enjoy laughing at the witty and hilarious lines delivered by your favorite actors? If so, you’re in luck! 

In this blog post, we’ve compiled 10 of the funniest movie quotes of all time. These quotes are guaranteed to make you smile, chuckle, or even burst out laughing. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these comedy gems!

 

10 Hilarious Movie Quotes

 

1. “I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump (1994)

This quote comes from the iconic scene where Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) declares his love for Jenny (Robin Wright) before she leaves him. It’s a touching moment, but also a hilarious one, as Forrest admits his lack of intelligence in the most sincere way possible.

 

2. “You’re killin’ me, Smalls!” – The Sandlot (1993)

This quote is uttered by Ham Porter (Patrick Renna) to Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry) whenever he does something stupid or clueless. It’s a classic line that expresses frustration and disbelief, but also affection and camaraderie.

 

3. “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” – The Italian Job (1969)

This quote is said by Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) to his explosives expert after he accidentally blows up an entire van instead of just the doors. It’s a hilarious example of British understatement and sarcasm.

 

4. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” – The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

This quote is spoken by Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt), the assistant of the ruthless fashion editor Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep). She reveals her extreme dieting strategy in a matter-of-fact tone, showing how obsessed she is with her appearance and career.

 

5. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

This quote is delivered by Jessica Rabbit (voiced by Kathleen Turner), the sultry wife of the cartoon rabbit Roger Rabbit (voiced by Charles Fleischer). She says this to Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins), a private detective who suspects her of cheating on her husband. It’s a clever and sexy line that plays on the idea of animation and reality.

 

6. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” – Jaws (1975)

This quote is said by Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) to Quint (Robert Shaw), the shark hunter, after he sees the size of the great white shark that they are hunting. It’s a simple but effective line that conveys the horror and danger of the situation.

 

7. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – Gone with the Wind (1939)

This quote is uttered by Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O’Hara (Vivien Leigh), his estranged wife, after she begs him to stay with her. It’s one of the most famous movie quotes of all time, and one of the most satisfying ones, as Rhett finally gives up on Scarlett’s selfishness and drama.

 

8. “There’s no crying in baseball!” – A League of Their Own (1992)

This quote is shouted by Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), the manager of a women’s baseball team, to one of his players who starts crying after he yells at her. It’s a hilarious line that shows Jimmy’s lack of sensitivity and understanding of women, but also his passion for the game.

 

9. “I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane! (1980)

This quote is said by Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) to Ted Striker (Robert Hays), a former pilot who has to land a plane after the crew falls ill. Ted asks him if he is serious about the situation, and Dr. Rumack responds with this deadpan line that mocks his name and his tone.

 

10. “You can’t handle the truth!” – A Few Good Men (1992)

This quote is shouted by Colonel Jessup (Jack Nicholson) to Lieutenant Kaffee (Tom Cruise), a military lawyer who questions him about a murder case. It’s a powerful and dramatic line that reveals Jessup’s arrogance and corruption.