It’s not always simple to ask someone out, especially if you like them. Pick-up lines can be a touch cringy at times, but say you end up on a date with your crush just with the help of some facepalm humor. What better, right?
People nowadays prefer swiping right instead of having a cute rendezvous in a coffee shop. In such a setting, an intriguing pickup line or a perfect, purposely awful opening joke can swiftly flip the tables in your favor.
So, here are some of the funniest pick-up lines from the silver screen that’ll help break the ice and spur a conversation. Unless you’re pitching a movie buff like yourself, you might want to stay away from using some of these creepy but hilarious pickup lines.
Funny Pick-Up Lines from Hollywood
#1 I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing
Richard Gere as Vivian Ward and Julia Roberts as Edward Levies in Pretty Women (1990). Hats off to Vivian on such a savage pickup line, becoming our top choice for the funniest pickup line.
#2 I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend
Will Smith, as Alex ‘Hitch’ Hitchens said this to Eva Mendes as Sara in Hitch (2005). Now, who won’t fall over such a pickup line? I do.
#3 I may be an outlaw, darlin’, but you’re the one stealing my heart.
Brad Pitt as J.D said this to Geena Davis, Thelma Yvonne Dickinson in Thelma, and Louise (1991). It can be the best pickup line to start the conversation by breaking the ice.
#4 Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen, but he didn’t say anything about the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.
In Intolerable Cruelty (2003), Miles (George Clooney) plays Marilyn (Catherine Zeta-Jones). Are you hitting a married woman? Well, you can do it as gracefully as Miles did.
#5 You’re good-looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you’ve got a look in your eye like you haven’t been f*ed in a year.
If you want to take your bae to bed, you can use the pickup line Tony Montana (Al Pacino) used on Elvira Hancock (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Scarface (1983). Make sure it sounds humorous, and you are all set.
#6 I don’t exactly know what I am required to say for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially, we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So, could we go just straight to the sex?
This pick-up line can sound cringy, but the way John Nash (Russell Crowe) said this to Alicia Nash (Jennifer Connelly) in A Beautiful Mind (2001) makes her smile like a fool in love. It is worth trying. Isn’t it?
#7 Let’s go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch.
This pick-up line from Go West (1940) is full of humor.
#8 I don’t know how to put this… but I’m kind of a big deal.
Humorous Sarcasm can always make it work most of the time. This Pickup line from The Legend of Ron Burgundy is worth trying.
Conclusion
With so many exception movies, choosing the right pickup line for the occasion becomes crucial. And their execution is even challenging to achieve. Try to make them sound humorous and show you’re confident with the correct tone of speech.
The first step in getting your loved one’s heart is to find the perfect pick-up line and make them feel you mean it.